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Often imitated, never duplicated.
This is one of my articles from a series of articles I wrote in 2009
on New Age deconstruction. It's called "Saturn in Virgo Calls Bullshit on The Secret/Law of Attraction Phenomenon," and it was
first published on the blog on April 21, 2009.
Saturn transited Virgo from September 2007 to July 2010. During that transit, it formed an opposition to transiting Uranus in Pisces. The time was ripe for cutting the crap as far as the New Age mechanism (and all pseudo-spiritual bullshit) was concerned...
This is actually one of my favourite articles I've ever written.
"(Here's one last purge of old Piscean energy as Venus, Mars and the Moon
sit on the final degree of the zodiac. By the time you've had your
first cup of coffee tomorrow morning, the Moon and Mars will be in
Aries. By the wee hours Friday morning, Venus will be in Aries, too...)
As one of my forays into the world of the New Age movement, I worked at a
New Age wellness centre in Calgary a few years ago (for a split second)
that preached "wholistic health" (yes, they spelled it with a "w").
that time, most of the people there were over the moon for The Secret and
fervently promoted the crap out of it, day in, day out. They had
regular screenings of the low budget video and had a 20-year-old "Belief
Repatterning Practitioner" at the ready to cleanse you of your
"negative beliefs." (For about $80 per session or so - should only need
three to six sessions!)
When I wouldn't submit to a "belief repatterning session," the owner of
the business whipped out the New Age passo aggro in record time, telling
me she was sorry I wasn't "open to new modalities" but she hoped that
one day I would be. She also snuck a snide little dig in there about my
unfortunate "inability to manifest."
God. What a fucking hack.
That dissenting view was the beginning of the end for Willow at "Love and Light Central."
The thing I couldn't get behind then - one of many things - was the
absolute lack of any sociological context involved in the promotion and
application of these ideas. The large majority of people who bought
and/or provided services in that place were middle to upper-middle
class, urban, white people (or identified with that group).
So to have them saying, "Oh, people in bad situations are choosing it
for themselves. They're keeping themselves there due to their negative
thinking, etc. My life is great! I've manifested everything I ever
wanted because I know how to apply the law of attraction 'positively.'"
That just didn't fly with me. And still doesn't.
These people seemed to have absolutely zero understanding of their own
societal context (upper-middle class urban white folks - even the hippie lookin'
motherfuckers) or of the influence of systemic roots related to human
conditions. There was no understanding of any kind of interconnection
between/among conditions, either. IE. that an owner might be rich
because his labourers are poor. He is rich because of a power structure
that allows him to reap the benefits of the labour and effort of other
people, not because he "manifested his abundance" magically.
So you know that brand new Escalade you're patting yourself on the back
for "manifesting?" Well, think about all the people who actually made
that Escalade happen. There were the workers in the factories shaping
the raw materials. Then the people in the auto plants who built the
thing. These people do manual labour day in and day out (and many have
been laid off at this point). Then there are the truck drivers who loaded 'er
up and drove the thing to the car dealership, hopping themselves up on
speed so they can meet their mileage quotas. There are the guys out
working on rigs, being hurt and killed to drill oil in order to run the thing,
drinking themselves silly to get through another -20 day of work in the
winter. There are soldiers fighting and dying (and killing, of course)
for access to Middle Eastern oil to run that big bitch. And there are
women who are expected to somehow emotionally deal with the results of
all this and prop their husbands/boyfriends up for another day or week
or year of this stuff while raising kids and holding down jobs of their
own. Then there is the damage to Mama Earth that running these big
luxury vehicles causes.
Point being, there's a lot going on with this whole "manifestation"
process that people don't see, regardless of what it is they're
"manifesting." And the disconnect from it fuels all the thinking that it
just magically appears one day.
Sorry, but you success stories are
being propped up at every turn by people who are getting the fuzzier end
of the lollipop. Pluto in Capricorn disposited by Saturn in Virgo knows
Following this application of The Secret's ideology, it doesn't
matter if you're a poor black kid born into drug-and-violence infested
projects or if you're a female born into Taliban-ruled Afghanistan or if
you're a rural farmer treated like a labour slave your entire life who
had to leave school at 13 to work or whatever the circumstances an
individual struggles with. If your life is difficult or depressing, it's
the workings of your own negative thoughts and you are somehow choosing
this life for yourself because you alone are "creating your reality" and
you alone are responsible for changing things. If you were more
"positive" and knew how to "manifest," you would be one of the success
stories, instead of the failure that you are.
There's little to no concept that the deck might be stacked against. Or
that it might not be solely about figuring out how to "successfully"
work the same old structures, capitalizing on a bad situation for your
own personal gain. Or that it might be of collective responsibility to
improve conditions for all people. That THAT is the real meaning of
holistic health, not just eating overpriced organic food, recycling, and
having a colonic flush once a month. If you refuse to look at social
justice issues, if you refuse to look at the power systems/structures
that aid in determining who is a winner and who is a loser (and the
collective beliefs holding those systems/structures in place), you're
missing the point. Because those are things that need to be improved to
actually create a real, meaningful holistic health.
As long as the New Age movement is happy to make its coin treating the
symptoms of a sick culture, it's just capitalizing on a bad situation.
And it's just a group of navel-gazing privileged people patting
themselves on the backs for being so damned successful and enlightened.
It was actually funny because that New Age business owner was a perfect
example of the lack of understanding of the owner-worker sociological
context. She was a person who brought new people into the fold, milked
them for their talent, energy and ideas and then, once they became an
ego threat to her, turfed them from the organization. All the while
glorying about what a visionary success she and her business were.
Again, using and abusing other people to manifest your Grand Success is a
total load. But as long as the Emperess has no clothes and no one will
speak up about it, it continues.
Well, you know what? The Emperess has no clothes. She's naked as a fucking jaybird.
I decided recently, after a 1.5 year hiatus, to start posting again on an astrology message board.
Within two days of being back, I had received e-mails from three different people promoting The Secret and
the so-called law of attraction to me. Of course, they don't come right
out and say this. They tell me they are offering to "check my
perceptions" or some such drivel.
So I was thinking, wtf? Three years later, The Secret still has this much sway?
Within a day, I see ads plastered all over the website for Beyond the Secret. Oh, yay! The Secret has a sequel. Well, blessed day.
From what I can surmise, the original created so many people blaming
themselves for their "inability to manifest" and so much depression
over their "inability to create the exact reality they desired" (not to
mention being blamed by those shiny, happy people who DO know how to
create their every desire, mostly through social privilege) that they
are now schlepping a sequel with the premise: Oh, um, yeah. About that
instant manifestation thing. Well, it helps if you have a plan to get
your every desire! And let us show you that plan for another $29.95 in yet another seminar or yet another video/book.
So now the shame spiral created by the original has an antidote. Uhhh, yeah. And if that doesn't work, never fear!
**The Secret - $29.95
**Beyond the Secret - $29.95
**One Last Secret - $29.95
**Seriously, This is the Last Secret - $29.95
**Oops! We Forgot About This Secret... - $29.95
**OK. Really. This is the Final Secret - $29.95
**Wow. This is Getting Embarrassing, But This Is REALLY the Last Secret - $29.95
Have your credit card ready, folks, and we'll show you how to manifest a huge bill...almost instantly!"
All Willow's Web Astrology articles from the blog on Deconstructing the New Age Meme Complex
Zine Deconstructing New Age: The New Age Movement as a Spiritual Control Mechanism