Receptionist: "Good morning, you've reached Imbalanced Corporate Hierarchy, how may I help you?"
Willow: "Hello, yes. I'm afraid I won't be able to come in to work today. You see, Uranus in Pisces is stationing retrograde directly on my South Node and in combination with all those Mercury squares to Aquarius we've been dealing with, well, I have a massive headache, a stiff neck, and I'm completely exhausted."
Receptionist: "I see. So you're calling in..."
Willow: "I have to call in Uranus stationing on South Node today. I'm ever-so sorry."
Receptionist: "All right. I'll pass the message along to the boss."
Willow: "Yes, and as Uranus will be pretty much stuck there for the next three weeks, combined with the resulting feeling of near paralysis, I feel I'll be out for a while."
Willow: "Yes, I'm of the understanding that I'm meant to hunker down and process whatever is going on. I really have no choice in the matter. Again, so sorry about this."
Receptionist: "Hmmm...OK. So you have no idea when you'll be back?"
Willow: "Well, I could hazard a guess, but since I have all sorts of transformational yuckery going on, I really couldn't pin it down at this exact moment."
Receptionist: "All right, then. I'll pass on the message."